Have willies.' 'How do they pee, then?' asks the Englishman. Raspberry again, 'SPLBLBLBLBT!' This time the Englishman is really mad! 'Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again I'll Chop his willie right off, I will!' he shouts. The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a 'Boy, that leprechaun sure is an ugly little bastard!' he says. They all go back to drinking beer.Īn hour or so later, the Englishman is really plastered. 'Oh, all right.' the Englishman says sullenly. The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman, 'Hey, what is that thing, anyway?' The Irishman replies, 'Have some respect. The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman a raspberry, 'SPLBLBLBLT!,' right in the face and runs back to 'Hey, what's that little green thing down there?' Is drinking the other, an Englishman down the bar who has had a few too many drinks says, As he's drinking one drink and the green man

He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter.

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The little green man drinking game